danhovells:

howellinfordan:

i wish iiii was back in tExas!!

the ocean’s noo plaaace for a squirrel

wISH I WAS IN TEYAXAS

preetiest place in da wurld ohhhh no.

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

best-of-funny:

best-of-funny:

If you think about it we are literally walking bags of shit 

I thought of this while I was shitting 

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi